You broke Joey’s chair?Ĭhandler: I thought I broke Joey’s chair, that’s why I replaced it with mine.Ĭhandler: What did you think? That elves came in and fixed it? “ Rachel: Well, it’s a long story, but, I broke Joey’s chair-Ĭhandler: Whoa, whoa, whoa. And, you know, yesteryear.” Friends, Season Six, Episode 11: “The One with the Apothecary Table” Hey, what are some other time periods, Rachel? A lot of this stuff is from the Colonial times. It is a room-separating apparatus from Colonial times.
“I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!” Friends, Season Six, Episode 9: “The One Where Ross Got High” Monica: Sixty guests.” Friends, Season Four, Episode 6: “The One with the Dirty Girl” “ Monica: I had to turn down a job catering a funeral for 60 people. But also the robots.” Friends, Season Five, Episode 9: “The One with Ross’s Sandwich” Teacher: If you’re talking about feminism, I think you’re right. What struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was how the book was so ahead of its time.
I mean, that was really embarrassing, what happened to you.” Friends, Season Five, Episode 9: “The One with Ross’s Sandwich” Rachel: Because I didn’t want him to think I was stupid. “ Phoebe: Okay, why didn’t you just say you hadn’t read the book? I work Monday nights.” Friends, Season Three, Episode 9: “The One with the Football” Phoebe: Isn’t there a “national football league”?Ĭhandler: Yes. Maybe there’s, like, a league we could join. “ Rachel: We should definitely play football more often. Rachel: I didn’t know there were docks.” Friends, Season Three, Episode 3: “The One with the Jam” Bet you didn’t know you can get it wholesale. Who’s FlCA? Why’s he getting all my money?” Friends, Season One, Episode 4: “The One with George Stephanopoulos” Rachel: I’m gonna go get one of those job things.” Friends, Season One, Episode 1: “The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate” That’s why I was getting married.” Friends, Season One, Episode 1: “The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate” “ Monica: Come on, you can’t live off your parents your whole life. These are the best Rachel Green quotes where she comes across as a little bit ditzy, air-headed or just plain clueless! Rachel was very knowledgeable when it came to fashion, but not so much with general knowledge. Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.” Friends, Season Eight, Episode 14: “The One with the Secret Closet” Best Ditzy Rachel Green Lines Joey: Something called Braxton Hicks contraction. “ Ross: Your page said, “Come to the hospital.” What? What was it? What happened? Rachel: Wait, who the hell is Emily? Nooooo!” Friends, Season Four, Episode 14: “The One with Joey’s Dirty Day” Monica: He’s with Emily at a bed and breakfast in Vermont. And it is a big deal!” Friends, Season Four, Episode 1: “The One with the Jellyfish” Rachel: Julie! Julie! Isn’t that great? I mean, isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?” Friends, Season Two, Episode 1: “The One with Ross’s New Girlfriend” And I land in China, guess who’s in charge of the dig? “ Ross: But we haven’t seen each other since then. It’s a metaphor, Daddy!” Friends, Season One, Episode 1: “The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate” “Come on, Daddy, listen to me! It’s like all of my life, everyone has always told me, “You’re a shoe!” “You’re a shoe!” “You’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and said, What if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse? Or a hat? No, I don’t want you to buy me a hat! I’m saying that I am a hat.
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